Friday, April 22, 2011

This comes from a trusted source.

"Some things in life should go without saying. But there's always the occasional moron who needs to be told not to use a blowtorch while sleeping."

On a Duraflame fireplace log:
Caution: Risk of fire.

On a compact disc player:
Do not use Ultradisc 2000 as a projectile in a catapult.

On a propane blowtorch:
Never use while sleeping.

On a box of rat poison:
Warning: Has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice.

On an air conditioner:
Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.

On a vacuum cleaner:
Do not use to pick up anything that is curently burning.

On a Batman costume:
Warning: Cape does not enable user to fly.

On a battle of hair coloring:
Do not use as an ice cream topping

On a curling iron:
Warning: This product can burn eyes.

On a cardboard sunshield for a car:
Do not drive with sunshield in place.

On a toner cartridge:
Do not eat toner.

On a toilet bowl cleaning brush:
Do not use orally.

On a pair of shin guards:
Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.

On a portable stroller:
Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage.

On a plastic, 13-inch wheel-barrow wheel:
Not intended for highway use.

On a laser pointer:
Do not look into laser with remaining eye.

In a microwave oven manuel:
Do not use for drying pets.

In the instructions for a digital thermometer:
Do not use orally after using rectally.

That was from Uncle John's Bathroom Reader. Except the adorable picture. I found that off the internet.
Be thankful,

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