Saturday, February 4, 2012

Warning: Blonde Joke Ahead

There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and ...the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.
If you comment with a blonde joke, I'll add it to this post! (And my blonde-joke stock-pile)
Be thankful,


Erynn said...

This is really funny!

Sierra said...

Oh grr I don't have one. If I think one up I'll comment!!!! This is so so funny though!!!!!!!!!! Who, other than blondes, doesn't like a good blonde joke :P Sierra
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DJ Wilson said...

This was brilliant! Sadly, I've only been told insulting jokes about blondes. So I won't repeat them. Sad, actually.

Good post! Where did you get this? Or did you make it up on your own?

Sarah said...

Actually that's the first Blonde joke I've hear that's NOT insulting! I got this one off facebook....but I collect them from everywhere :)